what if you woke up tomorrow and discovered you had turned into your tumblr icon

baby: s...s...
mum: what are you trying to say? sun???
baby: s...save in the flesh i fucking need a third series

i have to give away my lizard tomorrow and tbh i’m really upset about it but what’s more upsetting is that no one in my family cares and my mom point blank told me to ‘quit being a little pussy about it’ like haha thanks

i’m cute but i’m really boring to look at how do you fix that

bluandorange:

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"The shitstain’s fine, crank it Stark."

myrtlewilson:

*thinks about steve singing tex beneke and margaret whiting’s rendition of “a wonderful guy” to bucky* nice

like literally this is such a steve/bucky song pls

*thinks about steve singing tex beneke and margaret whiting’s rendition of “a wonderful guy” to bucky* nice

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

plavapticica:

Hey someone just unfollowed me so now i am curious??